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Distribution: Debian testing/sid; OpenSuSE; Fedora; Mint
Posts: 5,524
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Originally Posted by infraredgirl
what a sexist thread :P
My thread is based on ideals mirroring reality. It is not meant to be the truth. If you take everything literally life is no fun. I like a woman who knows how to be a woman. Not everyone likes that. Some people like women who compete with them. I hate that. Women who try to compete with men are too insecure to just be themselves. Women can't compete with men because winning doesn't meant the same thing to women as it does to men.
Sexist means derogatory to one or the other gender. This thread is not derogatory to anyone. It's make believe, in a perfect world, where all the women are beautiful and feminine, and stay virgins until they get married; and all the men are tall, dark, and handsome; with a lot of money, and the women get married and are supported by the man; who loves her without end, always showing forgiveness, understanding, and sacrifice; and the women all have nannies, servants, unlimited credit; and shop, play tennis, do charity work, and garden all day. In this world women get to do whatever they want, all the time, and they never need to work, because there is a wealthy man who loves them, and always does what is best for them, so they never need to worry about anything, ever, and their credit card bills get paid by an accountant, who never runs out of money, because the women's husbands make more money than the woman can spend.
And, everyone is young, fertile, and reproducing; making little copies of themselves to love, play with, nurse, teach, and pass on their virtue to. The passing on of virtue is reserved for those who have virtue, and that eliminates feminists and sodomites. So, cool out, because some people have everything they want, and the women are submissive to the men, obedient in all things to him, and are young, filthy rich, and play all day and all night. That's what the upper class is about. But, you will never get there, because you can't even imagine it. I'm already there, and it's great. Talk to you later, and I mean everything I said in the nicest possible way, so please don't be offended.
and the women all have nannies, servants, unlimited credit; and shop, play tennis, do charity work, and garden all day.
Presumably all the nannies and servants are men, since the women only shop, play tennis, do charity work and garden, yes? So in the perfect world, the men serve the women.
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Because girls only compete with each other for men. Whereas men compete with each other for everything.
Everybody competes for the same thing: production and survival of children. That means survival of self (so we fight for food, and, in our modern society, other goods), production of children (so we fight for the mates) and survival of children (more goods).
The reason we, the men, want to have the biggest cars (or fastest kernels) is to demonstrate that we are the better providers of said other goods, and hence are the better mates. So the competition for everything is really just a competition for women.
QED.
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and a working MS Windows XP machine, or at least partition, to google with; all in the early hours of the morning.
All you need is knoppix, or, if you're a real man, tom's root boot.
Distribution: Debian testing/sid; OpenSuSE; Fedora; Mint
Posts: 5,524
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Originally Posted by jonaskoelker
Presumably all the nannies and servants are men, since the women only shop, play tennis, do charity work and garden, yes? So in the perfect world, the men serve the women.
Everybody competes for the same thing: production and survival of children. That means survival of self (so we fight for food, and, in our modern society, other goods), production of children (so we fight for the mates) and survival of children (more goods).
The reason we, the men, want to have the biggest cars (or fastest kernels) is to demonstrate that we are the better providers of said other goods, and hence are the better mates. So the competition for everything is really just a competition for women.
QED.
All you need is knoppix, or, if you're a real man, tom's root boot.
Life is all about people What believe, not about what is. I romanticize life to a degree because I'm sentimental, and I think everyone else is, too. But, that not being the case, most people care about themselves and what they get out of life more than they care about anything else. That is not a good way to be happy, but it is an excellent way to physically survive. Many romantics die with a restless, broken heart because they never found the beauty that could heal their wounds. They looked with their eyes and saw beauty too breathtaking to behold, but in trying to capture it for themselves they turned what was inside the beauty from goodness to the same pain they sought to be healed of. Physical presence to beauty requires total purity of heart, or the result is dissolution, emptiness, and evil. The eventual consequences of which are deceit, hardness of heart, callousness, and not caring about anyone but people who are good to you.
I believe the people who are most rotton to me deserve the most love from me. This has allowed me to enslave all my enemies, and make them my servants. I hold the keys to their freedom, but they are so rotted inside from hating me they wouldn't accept freedom coming from me. But, no one else is coming to help them. They are imprisoned by their own unwillingness to forgive, and through this I can get them to do my bidding. That is the secret of life: When you are kind and forgiving to people who hate you, and want to kill you, without actually letting them kill you, and you forgive them, and treat them like there is no problem, they become enraged. Then, you always tell the person the opposite of what you want them to do, and just because you said it they will do the opposite of what you told them to do, and in so doing do exactly what you wanted them to do.
I make a lot of money off people who are so mad at me they want me dead. I say prayers for them, and tell them how much it upsets me that we aren't closer to each other, this induces homicidal rage, so I carry a firearm just in case I might have to kill someone in self defense.
But, this doesn't work to get women to sleep with a man. For that I tell them I am a prophet of God, and it is decreed the woman and I sleep together by Divine edict. For some reason I never get any argument, just "alright, then it must be the right thing to do". I agree with a nod, and start undressing her. Belief is stronger than reality, and people will do what they are driven to do by belief, whether it be seeking vengeance, or making love.
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